Brian Foote: August 1996 Archives

Programmers are the handmaidens of change...
--Thomas Jay Peckish II

Can you tell which of these are not official Gang ‘o’ Four™ Patterns? (from a hyper-caffeinated airplane ride):

1. Accomodator
2. Mutilator
3. Wrapper
4. Prognosticator
5. Bill of Goods
6. Walker
7. Manifest
8. Template Factory
9. Chain of Custody
10. Mutator
11. Concrete Factory
12. Accessor
13. Chain of Misery
14. Coordinator
15. Trojan Horse
16. Reactor
17. Collaborator
18. Callback Function
19. Masquerade
20. Abstract Class
21. Collector
22. Parasite
23. Interloper
24. Subject
25. Forwarder
26. Infiltrator
27. Marshall
28. Exterminator
29. Mortician
30. Bazaar
31. Unified Method
32. Component
33. Registry
34. Delegator

Listening to a really great guitar player play acoustic is like watching Michael Jordan play baseball...
--Thomas Jay Peckish II, on the merits of the electric guitar...