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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Paranormal Phenomena</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.417</id>

    <published>2009-11-19T23:26:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T23:29:07Z</updated>

    <summary> Software professionals are presumed by many executives to possess paranormal skills, such as reading their minds, and predicting the future.. --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>Software professionals are presumed by many executives to possess paranormal skills, such as reading their minds, and predicting the future..</i><br/>
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    <title>Federation Council Calls for Replicator Technology Repatriation</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.416</id>

    <published>2009-07-22T18:10:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-22T18:13:58Z</updated>

    <summary> Federation Council calls for repatriation of vital replicator technology it allowed the Ferengi to sell to the Romulans......</summary>
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Federation Council calls for 
<a href="http://hbr.harvardbusiness.org/2009/07/restoring-american-competitiveness/ar/1">repatriation</a> of vital replicator technology it allowed the Ferengi to sell to the Romulans... 
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<entry>
    <title>On the GMail Release</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.415</id>

    <published>2009-07-07T17:35:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-11T17:36:41Z</updated>

    <summary> GMail is finally out of beta. News is like getting a wedding invitation from that sibling who has been shacked-up for 10 years......</summary>
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GMail is finally out of beta. News is like getting a wedding invitation from that sibling who has been shacked-up for 10 years...
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Scientific Revolutions</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.411</id>

    <published>2009-06-22T17:13:16Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-10T00:37:22Z</updated>

    <summary> One of Thomas J. Kuhn&apos;s most trenchant observations was that the bond between Parent and Brainchild, for most, remains unshakable even in death. --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>One of Thomas J. Kuhn's most trenchant observations was that the bond between Parent and Brainchild, for most, remains unshakable even in death.</i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b>
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<entry>
    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on 21st Century Software Engineering</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.410</id>

    <published>2009-06-22T15:31:57Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-22T17:12:24Z</updated>

    <summary> Open-Closed Principle? OCP? Make that private and Young Hakaz gonna copy-paste that pretty little banzai meditation garden of yours and do what they want to it. Encapsulate this yo. --Thomas Jay Peckish II Yo Hakaz! I chased it /...</summary>
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<i>Open-Closed Principle? OCP? Make that <b>private</b> and Young Hakaz gonna copy-paste that pretty little banzai meditation garden of yours and do what they want to it. Encapsulate this yo.</i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b>
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<i>Yo Hakaz! I chased it / and I faced it / and I cut it / and I pasted / I could taste it / 'til I wasted it. <br/>Peace.</i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Life and Death</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.409</id>

    <published>2009-06-09T13:21:04Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-09T13:25:41Z</updated>

    <summary> Skills are important. A surgeon screws up, a person dies. A programmer screws up, a process dies. The stakes are identical. Unless you think a process is worth less than a human life... --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>Skills are important. A surgeon screws up, a person dies. A programmer screws up, a process dies. The stakes are identical. Unless you think a process is worth less than a human life...</i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on 21st Century Epistimology</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.408</id>

    <published>2009-03-17T17:26:00Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-18T13:19:51Z</updated>

    <summary> Page Rank has become, almost w/o anyone noticing, the very cornerstone of 21st Century Epistemology. --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>Page Rank has become, almost w/o anyone noticing, the very cornerstone of 21st Century Epistemology. </i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Programmers</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2009:/catfish//3.404</id>

    <published>2009-02-26T20:47:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-27T03:12:08Z</updated>

    <summary>All too many programs are made in the images of the people who create them: complex, technically sound, but ineffective, often woefully, at communcating with human beings. Why are we surprised? --Thomas Jay Peckish II The tweet looked like: Too...</summary>
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<p>--<strong>Thomas Jay Peckish II</strong></p>
<p>The tweet looked like:</p>
<p><span class="entry-content"><em>Too many programs are made in the images of those who create them: complex, technically sound, but poor at communcating with human beings.</em></span></p>
<p><span class="entry-content">which may actually be a tad better...</span></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Blue Mud in Oakland</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.396</id>

    <published>2007-09-11T16:30:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> The San Franciso PostGreSQL Meetup Group will be host a presentation by Fred Moyer entitled Big Blue Ball of Mud tonight in Oakland. I have no idea where the &quot;Blue&quot; came from. Adult content? IBM? The Democats? In any...</summary>
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The <a href="http://postgresql.meetup.com">San Franciso PostGreSQL Meetup Group</a> will be host a presentation by <b>Fred Moyer</b> entitled
<a href="http://postgresql.meetup.com/1/calendar/6143101/">Big Blue Ball of Mud</a> tonight in Oakland. 
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I have no idea where the "Blue" came from. Adult content? IBM? The Democats?
In any case, Mudheads Unite!
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<a href="http://www.redhotpenguin.com/talks/npw2007/ball_of_mud.html">http://www.redhotpenguin.com/talks/npw2007/ball_of_mud.html</a>
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    <title>The Mound Builders of Mountain View</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.395</id>

    <published>2007-09-11T15:55:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> In what turned out to be a de-facto tenth anniversary observance of the conception of our epic spasm of pomposity Big Ball of Mud, I was asked to give my very first presentation of this work as a Google...</summary>
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In what turned out to be a de-facto tenth anniversary observance of the conception of our <i>epic spasm of pomposity</i> <a href="http://www.laputan.org/mud">Big Ball of Mud</a>, I was asked to give my very first presentation of this work 
as a <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8693679271218408739">Google Tech Talk</a> last month in Mountain View. The announcement for it read:
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While much attention has been focused on high-level software architectural patterns, what is, in effect, the de-facto standard software architecture is seldom discussed. 
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A Ball of Mud (http://www.laputan.org/mud/mud.html) is haphazardly structured, sprawling, sloppy, duct-tape and bailing wire, spaghetti code jungle . We've all seen them. These systems show unmistakable signs of unregulated growth, and repeated, expedient repair. Information is shared promiscuously among distant elements of the system, often to the point where nearly all the important information becomes global or duplicated. The overall structure of the system may never have been well defined. If it was, it may have eroded beyond recognition. Programmers with a shred of architectural sensibility shun these quagmires. Only those who are unconcerned about architecture, and, perhaps, are comfortable with the inertia of the day-to-day chore of patching the holes in these failing dikes, are content to work on such systems. 
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Still, this approach endures and thrives. Why is this architecture so popular? Is it as bad as it seems, or might it serve as a way-station on the road to more enduring, elegant artifacts? What forces drive good programmers to build ugly systems? Can we avoid this? Should we? How can we make such systems better?
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<p>
<a href="http://www.laputan.org">Brian Foote</a> is a research computer scientist with nearly thirty years of professional programming experience. He cut his computational teeth in the realm of realtime scientific programming. The highly volatile requirements present in this domain led him to an interest in objects, reuse, software reuse, frameworks, components, and, ultimately, reflection and metalevel architectures. He is one of five people to have attended every OOPSLA conference since 1986. 
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He has also been active in the software patterns community, and edited <i>Pattern Languages of Program Design 4</i>. He was instrumental in gaining the conviction of the so-called Gang-of-Four (Design Patterns authors Vlissides, Johnson, Helm, and Gamma) for <i>Crimes Against Computer Science</i> at OOPSLA '99. 
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Brian is currently a Senior Pontificator at 
<a href="www.industriallogic.com">Industrial Logic, Inc.</a>, where he has been spreading the Gang of Four's Gospel to a new generation of Googlers. 
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Though Big Ball of Mud has been Slashdotted twice, and is probably his best known work, this will be Foote's first live, full-dress presentation based upon this material.
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It went, well, God help me, something a lot like this:
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<a href="http://www.luckydonkey.com/2007/09/07/software-a-big-ball-of-mud/">Comments</a> from LD
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Referral from <a href="http://www.bestechvideos.com/2007/09/12/big-ball-of-mud">Best Tech Videos</a>
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<a href="http://www.thaidev.org/">&#3623;&#3637;&#3604;&#3637;&#3650;&#3629;&#3614;&#3619;&#3637;&#3648;&#3595;&#3609;&#3605;&#3660;&#3648;&#3605;&#3594;&#3633;&#3656;&#3609; Big Ball of Mud &#3607;&#3637;&#3656; Google</a>
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<a href="http://www.ryansholin.com/2007/09/17/is-your-newspapercom-is-a-big-ball-of-mud/">Is your newspaper.com a big ball of mud?</a>
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<a href="http://motz.antville.org/stories/1691827/">soft wet earth</a>
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<a href="http://fuzzypanic.blogspot.com/2007/09/100mm-canonical-model.html/">The $100MM Canonical Model</a>
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<a href="http://codebetter.com/blogs/david_laribee/archive/2007/09/19/klocs-and-golf-scores.aspx">KLOCs and Golf Scores</a>
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<a href="http://www.ghostweather.com/blog/2007/03/big-ball-o-mud-code-tangles-and.html">Big Ball o' Mud: Code Tangles and Organizations</a>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on 21st Century Media</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.394</id>

    <published>2007-09-10T23:18:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-18T13:12:42Z</updated>

    <summary> Putting a talk on the web is like donating your body to science. You know it might be dissected in various unspeakable ways, by who knows whom, and that you won&apos;t be around to have very much to say...</summary>
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<i>Putting a talk on the web is like donating your body to science. You know it might be dissected in various unspeakable ways, by who knows whom, and that you won't be around to have very much to say about it...</i><br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b><a href="http://www.laputan.org/tags/Thomas+Jay+Peckish+II" rel="tag"></a>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Fear of Failure</title>
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    <published>2007-08-21T16:08:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> Q: What happens to people who are afraid to fail? A: They fail. --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<b>Q</b>: <i>What happens to people who are afraid to fail?</i><br>
<b>A</b>: <i>They <u>fail</u>.</i>
<br/>
--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b><a href="http://www.laputan.org/tags/Thomas+Jay+Peckish+II" rel="tag"></a>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Professionalism</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.392</id>

    <published>2007-08-21T15:54:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> Do you really want the guy performing your triple bypass reading Surgery for Dummies before he gloves up? --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>Do you really want the guy performing your triple bypass reading <b>Surgery for Dummies</b> before he gloves up?</i>
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--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b><a href="http://www.laputan.org/tags/Thomas+Jay+Peckish+II" rel="tag"></a>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Diffidence</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.391</id>

    <published>2007-08-21T15:42:26Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> It’s better to be obnoxious than to be diffident... --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>It’s better to be <b>obnoxious</b> than to be <b>diffident</b></i>... 
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--<b>Thomas Jay Peckish II</b><a href="http://www.laputan.org/tags/Thomas+Jay+Peckish+II" rel="tag"></a>
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    <title>Thomas Jay Peckish II on Hacker Demographics</title>
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    <id>tag:laputan.org,2007:/catfish//3.390</id>

    <published>2007-08-21T15:39:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-01T19:21:40Z</updated>

    <summary> You don&apos;t see a lot of former high school quarterbacks throwing exceptions for a living... --Thomas Jay Peckish II...</summary>
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<i>You don't see a lot of former high school quarterbacks throwing
<b>exceptions</b> for a living...</i>
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