Your dog's DNA doesn't know its making a dog...
--Thomas Jay Peckish II, on Teleonomy
A flaccid cabal of cartoon worshipers, drooling over UML centerfolds...
--Thomas Jay Peckish II, at OOPSLA 2000
UML: A form of pornography favored by project managers... Porn for Project Managers...
--Thomas Jay Peckish II